vanity project

vanity project

Share this post

vanity project
vanity project
MomCorp: The Original Influencer Brand

MomCorp: The Original Influencer Brand

She's kind, she's caring, she's the world's sweetest mother. Until the cameras turn off.

justine's avatar
justine
Mar 05, 2025
∙ Paid
3

Share this post

vanity project
vanity project
MomCorp: The Original Influencer Brand
Share

If Futurama’s Mom existed in 2025, she wouldn’t just be running a tech empire. She’d have a best selling cookbook, a viral TikTok cooking show, and an Erewhon smoothie that costs more than lunch. She’d be the face of a kitchenware line that promises to bring families together over home cooked meals while charging $250 for a pastel Dutch oven. And like e…

This post is for paid subscribers

Already a paid subscriber? Sign in
© 2025 justine
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start writingGet the app
Substack is the home for great culture

Share